I’m just imagining the terror of getting a front wheel caught off the floor and suddenly falling forward with all your weight into a three legged table.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Luckily it has that beefy support string serving as the fourth “leg”
Looks to be a rod of some sort, probably provides reasonable support. Still terrifying though.
You have to wear a climbing harness to work there.
And pound a piton into the ceiling above you.
Just put a noose around your neck while you work.
Oh my got I had a dream where I had an office almost exactly like this, I almost fell down it several times, just like I would in real life!
I honestly can't tell if this was AI generated or not
Working remotely for Tumblr.
Given the choice, I would take danger as my office mate over other humans.
To me it looks like the normal work position is right against the wall, and it looks like there's just room for the feet.
I also hope the table is fastened to the wall.
I died three times watching this pic
Too much headroom. Would trigger my agoraphobia.