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Funniest sentence wins (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] small44@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

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[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fucking FINALLY!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fucking finally, now I can rest in peace.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Finally!

[–] doubletwist@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

In this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

"Uhm" probably

[–] kaupas24@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Oh no... Anyway

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably something along the lines of

I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a sound

Let's go!

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

LET'S GO!

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

death sentence

[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

Thanks for the fish.

[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

[–] padge@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr

[–] slam@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck me Rhonda.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Fuck, fuck me Rhonda

[–] Foni@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Welp, there goes the Superbowl.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

oop i fard and shid pant teehee

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 8 months ago

There was once a man from nantucket

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago

What am I doing in space?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

There goes my post-mission holidays.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Well, so much for that.

[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 1 points 8 months ago

So it was a one way trip? Always has been.

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Spaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

Huston, you have a problem!

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago

Bober kurwa!

[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago

No way to play poker again

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -4 points 8 months ago

Earth and the comet that struck it;

Made a hole so big I could fuck it

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world -4 points 8 months ago

"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"

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