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Funniest sentence wins (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

"Nice, finally"

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a cool music video.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Spaceballs? There goes the planet.

[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

[–] Squeak@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Houston we have a problem

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[–] MakunaHatata@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Better drink my own piss

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

[–] gehrluke@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

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[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Welp…

[–] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Dada or Mama probably

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Huh..

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

“It’ll buff out…”

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago

Oh shit... I left the oven on

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago

Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

Well, that happened

[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

All full of beeps.

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Phew.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Welp... here I am

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[–] banichan@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

[–] st0v@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago

Boom, headshot.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 4 points 8 months ago

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

What am I going to do with these two boxes

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

Oh come onnnnnn!

[–] somerandomperson1231@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Basically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY

[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 8 months ago

So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...

[–] redline23@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Geralt sums it up well

[–] YaksDC@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Fucking Empire!"

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[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

[–] necromancyr@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Well, that's going to leave a mark.

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