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Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 160 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] random9@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

That's so lemon.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Lemon peel is highly flammable

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 10 months ago (3 children)

When GOD gives you LEMONS

YOU FIND A NEW GOD

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

GODBERRY: KING OF THE JUICE

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would totally buy that brand of juice. It seems extremely sure of itself.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha, I saw the original Powerthirst™ ad back in the day, but never knew there was a sequel! Thanks for the laugh.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

There’s even a THIRD! I didn’t find that out until like a year ago!

The second one was my favorite.

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But i love lemons

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

THEN MAN IS GOD.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put "rule" in the title we’ll boil you alive.

[–] random9@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?

[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 10 months ago

When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.

It's not mandatory, but if you don't say "rule" then moss's alt will beat you senseless

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago

Warm... and mandatory.

[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You don't read the sidebar before posting to a community?

[–] random9@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I do, not always in detail if they're too long - but this one isn't, and the sidebar here actually doesn't say anything about incorporating the word "Rule" in your post title.

The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 3 points 10 months ago

It's preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn't a sidebar, but that's not your fault lmao

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It's more of a tradition than a rule. The "rule" that we're referring to is that you have to post before you leave

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Its not in the sidebar

[–] Brickwald@lemmy.one 11 points 10 months ago

Got any grapes?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Humans made most of my problems too

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they're exploiting that fact for profit. It's not even your lemonade!

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I don't see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

Fuckin' way she goes

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One 'rule' for each lemon, yes.

[–] random9@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Welp, I guess I'll be saying "rule" for the rest of my life now rule.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.