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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

See, "with" could mean two different things. Am I fucking the condor? Or is the condor just present while I fuck someone else, and maybe helping?

But the "without" option strongly suggests the latter. Having sex without a condor means it isn't there in the room to assist. There's no way to interpret that as an alternative to having sex with a condor.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

I think it's like a chaperone or sex coach

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 18 points 8 months ago

I couldn't even comprehend the idea of sex without a condor

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Another interpretation is to have sex (with your partner) nearby a condor having sex (with their partner). If that's what they are asking about, I would advise against it, because birds are pretty quick at sex and you don't want to be distracted with having your own sex when two condors get hungry after having theirs. They'd probably even eat you all romantic-like and share both you and your partner Lady and the Tramp style.

Though for the "having sex without a condor", it could just mean having sex with anything other than a condor. Which I would also advise.

I've played King's Quest V, so I'm something of an expert on condors. My general advice is "Prefer to do everything without a condor." Even if your best friend is an owl, they don't gaf.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

King’s Quest V

Wouldn't it be amazing if Sierra On-Line still existed as its own company? Roberta Williams hasn't made a game since 1999 when King's Quest: Mask of Eternity flopped and she quit.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm just glad she lived in a time when a couple of people who had no prior experience with video games could just say, "Let's make a game" and do it.

Though apparently it was the new corporate ownership of Sierra that frustrated her (though it could have been directly linked with the flopping of the game).

And apparently she was a part of a 3d remake of colossal cave adventure that was released in Jan 2023.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Oh wow! I didn't know about the Colossal Cave remake! I'm going to check that out. Thanks!

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m not a fan of ‘big birds’ anyway so…

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 67 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That kind is fine, but not in a sexual way thanks.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anamana@feddit.de 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

...and that's how you guilt someone to jizz on a big puppet.

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fatties make me feel ill, sorry.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Well, look. Send me a bikini shot and I might consider the situation but I’m only being honest.

[–] NotMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What's not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's the part I don't understand. How do you have sex without a condor?

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know it is hard for the bourgeoisie like yourself to understand but not all of us can afford to have a sex condor

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

What's even the point of having sex if you can't afford a condor?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Sex with Condor just doesn’t feel the same as without you know? With that said, you should continue having sex with Condor for safety reasons.

[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

what about an eagle?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Caaaawwwwndom

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich

[–] drknowledge@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I'd prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 9 points 8 months ago

I ducking hate autocorrect

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Thank you .... I was waiting to see Condor man otherwise I would have felt obligated to post one

[–] Nir@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

That doesn't fly with me.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Condors eat carrion. That's pretty dirty.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

The condors… the condors are coming!

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex. I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it... I guess I could do it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I always do it protected, condor or no condor

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a question for Condorman

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

They ment stork, they're just worried about ending up with a baby. Its an easy mistake to make early on. I never have sex with a stork around, no kids for me tyvm.