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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 27 points 9 months ago

Sometimes I think my mind omits some details of my reading to avoid cringe. I did not notice this in the post, I wish I had not noticed it here.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Liberals getting upset when I call them fascists. Fascist getting upset when I call them liberals.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

transgender leftists who love poutine

kkkanada

[–] showmustgo@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you poutine is all we have.

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Ass coffee but timbits are good

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

Lmao they think we love Putin

Or they have to lie because we arent the evil boogie men they want us to be.

Either way its hilariously parhetic.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

You'd think with decades of know-nothing "we can dislike both" and "don't let perfect be the enemy of good" libs would get it through their heads that there are people who disapprove of both putin's Russia and biden's USA.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

You would, but "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" was never in good faith. They explicitly position simple reforms and improvements as an unreasonable desire for perfection. Bewcause they're dumb assholes.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Liberals think they're the ones who disapprove of both Putin and Biden. They think the proper way of doing that is regarding Putin as the primary agent of discontent throughout the world and regarding Biden as a sweet man who's trying his best.

Anything else sounds to them sounds like apologetics or unfair demonizing. They have pudding for brains

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've recently been cooking while my mom played the Colbert Report in the background. It's so strange to view the aperture that liberals see the world through. I don't really think about Stormy Daniel's hush money. I haven't thought about Putin sans that meme about him explaining the conflict with Ukraine. I don't think about Ukraine except that it's not my clown, not my circus. She caught me off guard when I asked her about the super bowl and she wanted the 49ers to win because she thought Taylor Swift would endorse Brandon in front of everyone if they did.

It's as if I have more in common with the Trump Thumpers because we're both talking about FBI conspiracies, warmongering, corrupt billionaires, and the like. But we're not in the same walled garden as the libs.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

If you gave a chud that mistrusted the FBI, the MIC, and other institutions the ability to fact check their information, and a bit of empathy (this is the hard part), you'd get an alright leftist, at worst a Stupidpoler. If you had to give a liberal enough history lessons to get them to stop idolizing those institutions, you'd die of old age.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

i will accept my spot on the wall in this instance because i'm not linking to those libs

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Y'all must be really bored if one shitlib can get everyone riled up enough to poooooooost.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

oh right, i just scrolled down and saw that one guy lmao

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

that's the secret - i'm always bored

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

HailVictory1776

Real American Futurism vibes

[–] wall_inhabiter@lemdro.id 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I find it very funny you have a burning Russia flag but no burning Israel flag 😂😂

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago
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