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submitted 9 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 90 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok now listen here u little shit

[–] argiope@lemmy.ml 76 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m at a loss for what I wouldn’t download.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a life purpose

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't cancel a life download

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Whether or not you can do that has become a state issue in the US pretty recently, and several have banned it.

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, that's part of the joke I went for, because all these "You wouldn't X" memes are things we would do if we could

[–] Pfnic@feddit.ch 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm at a loss for words at how long it took me to figure out what this is

[–] elvith@feddit.de 29 points 9 months ago

For me:

First panel: "Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?"

Second panel: "Wait... there's a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is..."

Third panel: "Yupp, that's it, no need to check the final panel"

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 30 points 9 months ago

If you wouldn't, it's your loss

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 26 points 9 months ago

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eh....honestly I probably already have......

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It's legal to download bears in the USA, IIRC. At least their arms.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

The number of people in the comments who are lost is Too Damn High

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 15 points 9 months ago

Took me a second to realise. Guess i was a bit Losst

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I'm at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I'd much rather download a car.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't download a loss meme.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

It's always a highlight for me, unexpectedly seeing these

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Okay buddy you listen fucking here buddy >:(

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago

Packet loss

[–] wieson@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I thought this was gonna be a critique on the American health care system and a guide how to pirate care

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Veterinarians have all the requisite skills, equipment, and access to medication for about 98% of human health care, and a much more reasonable expectation of value for providing such services.

The trick is finding enough motivation to convince them to work with you, without them ratting you out after the fact.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

My dog has a... pain... in his left arm... paw... that's making it difficult to type... I mean walk...

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Just don't ask them with your meteorism, they will put a needle in you and literally put it on fire

Edit: it's called Tumpany in English apparantly

[–] Mastema@infosec.pub 9 points 9 months ago

Subtle! I like it!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Computer, download wife.exe

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 9 months ago

This is the future AI girlfriends want

[–] jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 5 points 9 months ago

I’m a bit lossed here

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

You know me well

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Piracy is ~~theft~~ Loss

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Something something loss hahaha memes

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

None of us can afford to do those things.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For the lost… https://youtu.be/PLzy-IJg4_4?si=9mGF_fQ3E20UWYUm

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