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[–] peto@lemm.ee 125 points 9 months ago

For once, this is a form that does what sovcit thinks it does, fill it in and you will no longer have a driving license.

What happens next will surprise them, but the form does work.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean, they're half right, I do save a lot of money by not having to pay for all those car-related things, and don't have a license either... all they have to do is not have a car. I suspect they won't like that little condition but if they go driving around like this the state might just help them try it out.

[–] Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They know it’s a money pit, yet necessary to participate in society. It’s like they almost see the problem with that, but instead try to conjure up Bird-Law to be exempt from these costs.

PS: Bird-Law doesn’t work like that!

[–] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bird law isn’t real because BIRDS ARENT REAL!!

[–] Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That what they want ya to think!

[–] tristan@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

The government would like to know your location

[–] Hermano@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago

Whoa whoa dude, are you even versed in bird lawyerings? Otherwise add ianabl to your post, so people know to take your worthless WORDS under cooperation, alright?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago

A. I challenge you to a duel.

B. I accept.

A. Waitaminute.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

This one has cardboard license plates with stick on letters lol.

[–] runjun@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's the script that follows the script, obviously.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, it’s technically the script that follows the post script so…a small mental back handspring and you can justify “PSS”

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well the script that follows the script that follows the script would have to be the "post post script script script"...... obviously.

[–] stinkycheese@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Ha I didn't even catch that! I thought they were trying to make the whispering sound.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Post Script Second-try

[–] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You don’t have smog testing in Nebraska…..

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There are only like 12 people in Nebraska.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If all 8 of us could read we'd be very offended by this

[–] Municipal0379@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

N stands for knowledge!

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What is that is that stacked circle symbol?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That's a couple a corn circles. That's how you know aliens was here

[–] DrQuickbeam@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How ya gonna deal with that smog problem then?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We have lots of problems. Smog is thankfully not among them.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

the stench from the stockyards will get you before smog would anyway.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think he might be trolling them.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Idk she has license plates made of cardboard and stick on letters.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yikes. Yeah, that's wacky.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

my brother was there (ne) for a couple years (usaf), just had a piece of cardboard in the back window with 'in transit' the whole time he was there.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Oh totally. It's still valid to be here.