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Tucker Carlson excites more controversy with sympathetic Warmaster Abaddon interview (newsthump.com)
submitted 9 months ago by sirdorius@programming.dev to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] freamon@endlesstalk.org 93 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Similar vibe:

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 9 months ago

spends the interview talking about shit that happened in the First Age

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

But guys, maybe the arch-heretic, chosen of chaos, despoiler of civilization, Ezekyle Abaddon has some good points

[–] foiledAgain@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Yeah I hear he’s for universal basic income and a 4 day rape week

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is - they do have a point, they just decided to go the wrong way about it. Or rather were forced to. The imperium isn't the good guys by any measur3

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That’s because there are no good guys in 40k. The setting is very clear that everyone here is bad

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

I mean, do you want to worship a corpse on a golden throne? Just saying.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Yeah he serves the Dark Powers, but I heard he hates Xenos just like me!

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now these are the good Onion posts.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As someone who follows the Onion for about 10 years, I'd say they have improved dramatically in recent 2-3 months or so.

[–] BazookaTooth@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

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