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[–] Des@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

The ~~Emperor of Mankind~~ Biden has sat on his Golden Throne for ~~10,000~~ 5 years and continues to show more and more signs of physical decay. While the sacrifice of 1,000 ~~psykers~~ Palestinians each day helps keep his mind alive it does little for his physical condition.

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

For as much as the MAGA crowd loved "God Emperor" Trump, a decaying Biden hooked up to live support in the oval office tlhas always been the more realistic scenario. At least we'd get great stories leaked about. The secret service catching various staff and other climbers sneaking around trying to unplug him.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

It's a stutter sweetie

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could be Reagan drooling all over the carpet iraaan contraaaa

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Reagan was less of a Zionist than Biden and often enforced conditions on them, something which Biden has not done. Biden is literally more bloodthirsty and genocidal than Reagan.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

For as much as the MAGA crowd loved "God Emperor" Trump

First as 30K God Emperor (Trump), then as 40K God Emperor (Biden) or something

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

wait, the trump god emperor thing was from wh40k? not dune?

wtf. even weirder.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Chuds don't read

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, Biden kills way more than 1,000 people per day.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Yeah, the Emperor has rookie numbers

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago
[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

God Emperor Biden must remain on the throne and receive 10,000 Arab sacrifices per day to maintain the sacred shipping routes

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Blueanon willingly sacrificing themselves in the thousands just to keep him “”alive””

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

~~White House of Terra~~ KKKracker House of Terror

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Khorne Pop was a bad dude!

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I see him as more of a Crypt Keeper cackling maniacally over the suffering and deaths of others.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

I can't see Biden doing puns

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

The pillar on the right is full of the ashes of 10,000 years of Major clones that kept biting the space marines