the_dunk_tank

Abortion has been absolutely shredding Republicans asses. Even in red states.

And what’s Biden going to do about it? Pass a national law? Dems have had multiple opportunities to do that and haven’t bothered. Pack the courts? LOL Mr. “Nothing will fundamentally change” isn’t going to upset the status quo like that.

Other than that...it's just vibes really.

JFC putting thousands of dollars on the line based on vibes. This person is not qualified to manage their own affairs.

um actually if you say that trump is worse than biden on palestine youre doing a heckin whataboutism

notoriously short term memories of the populace

According to the prediction market Polymarket, Trump is at 51% to win, Biden at 33%, and dark horse candidate Michelle Obama snagging third from Gavin Newsom at 7%.

Honestly I'd consider putting money on Biden right now because I'd expect that window to tighten up before the election. But given that these things are mainly popular with libertarian weirdos, it's not a sure thing that you'd be able to sell before election day.

Homie should just give me $1300, I could put it to much better use

The number of people I've already seen (and have seen in the last 4-5 years) do the whole "I'm 20-something and don't remember everything about what happened last week, duh-hyuk" bit is hilariously sad. Like on top of making excuses for the rancid milk inside your genocidal cult leader's brain, isn't it a little embarrassing to be this proud of having barely any recollection of your life or the events that happen in it? Isn't that a damning indictment of how overworked and overstimulated you are, or how life under capitalism has fried your brain and erased all meaningful connections to yourself and others? I also can't help but wonder if there's some collective Covid-related memory loss going on with all of this.

Not saying everyone ought to have an encyclopedic knowledge of their entire lives or would under socialism, but sheesh this "tee hee I don't even remember the date of my own father's passing" shit is rather sad.

I mean, maybe? But you'd be getting much better odds if you'd waited until after the primaries.

-$1300

The only way Brandon could possibly win is by giving stimulus checks, sowy for inflation.

Listen if you're gonna gamble and you don't know how to count cards, you gotta at least pick a system that will maximise your comps. Play slow with low limits on tables with a lot of other people, and you'll get the most "reward points" or whatever per hour and make back some of your losses that way.

You're crushing my balls here with this sort of content (in a good way, of course)

Can't wait to hear you call someone a philistine or another insult "a la UlyssesT" by you and emoji all over place

As always, keep posting, man!

I give Biden a 95% chance of winning, with the last 5% for Biden being dead before the election. (Still, I am not responsible if you place money to bet on it based on what I said, because there is a non-zero chance that Biden dies before the election).

People who doubt this will find out the hard way come November how American democracy actually works.

All dunk tank does is post Reddit.

We get it after the billionth “dunk” Reddit is full of losers, nobody cares