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[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 125 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Accusing a guy from the most capitalist country on the planet of being a communist lmao.

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 89 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but have you considered that he is asian, and thus probably a secret communist?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

His name is suspiciously oriental, and he is the CEO of the evil Chinese app

Tom Cotton is definitely that guy that asks "No but really, where are you actually from?"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Singapore is a neo liberal hellhole, but they have social housing and medicine which makes them literally Stalin.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 113 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The part where he kept asking him about what happened at Tianemen Square had me cackling

A senator from the country that's actively abetting and supporting genocide and fascism having the unmitigated gall to keep saying that

Just pure joker-amerikkklap

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are these people really unable to show some professionalism, or at least act like well adjusted adults?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

If they acted like professional well adjusted adults they'd get 10% of thenvote from the hooting chuds that make up their districts

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 98 points 9 months ago

“I didn’t ask what kind of Chinese you are, just answer the question.”

[–] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 98 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bwaaa : “So are ya Chai-nese or Japanese?”

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Funny how you can hear words sometimes

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

KOTH has so many amazing quotables

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"NO HE AIN'T... He's Laotian. Ain't ya Mr. Kahn?"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

What ocean?

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ironically, his name is Cotton. And it's kinda funny how this maniac character turned out to not be racist, so much as he just hates Japanese nationals for personal reasons.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

I mean, he is kind of racist considering he treats Khan like a valet after that

Mr. Khan, I'll have a Mai Tai

He's just not that kind of racist

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 84 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

is this from that one hearing from like two years ago or is this a new hearing where they're doing the same shit?

EDIT: nope, googled it. it's round 2 agony-deep

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 65 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

I can't believe this stupidity is happening again....

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[–] refolde@hexbear.net 80 points 9 months ago

Why are white people like this

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 76 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I absolutely love how congress is so cringe on these things I'll find myself accidentally rooting for a CEO.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 58 points 9 months ago

Yea I think they were talking to Zuckerberg at some point and I tuned in and some chid was just yelling over and over again "yes or no will you personally compensate everybody who lost somebody because of your site"

And I was rooting for zuck to tell them "no fuck off are you stupid"

Same thing with them repeatedly asking "do you agree the internet is a dangerous place for children" and if he started a response with anything other than yes they'd just yell over him. They asked him why he wouldn't answer the question directly and he was like "I'm not going to say on congressional record that the internet is dangerous for all children because you're going to try to use that to justify banning children from the internet"

How are politicians so dogshit it makes the literal bad guys of society seem repeatable and reasonable

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 71 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is the bipartisanship liberals are asking for.

Both Cotton and Pelosi's brain worms working in a hive mind thinking the Chinese are behind everything they don't like.

CPC is doing more for Yankistani unity than any actual American. Literally without lifting a finger or spending a cent.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thinking the Chinese are behind everything they don't like.

Lazy KKKrakas are just recycling Tsarist era antisemitism. At least come up with new material smh.

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 64 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I remember when people feared Tom Cotton would be the "smart fascist." I don't really see it. He's just as annoyingly unhinged as all the others.

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There isn’t smart fascism.

Hitler was a moron. He thought he could win the war in 1945 still.

Tojo was a moron, he thought he could prevent war by going to war.

Mussolini was a moron, he thought he could hang upside down like a bat and live.

Franco was a moron, he thought his hairline would fool us.

Blanco was a moron, he thought he could go to space without a helmet and live.

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[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

"and where in China is that"

[–] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

It would be so cool if the CPC had like, affiliate membership. Not that you could vote or anything, just that they let you be an affiliate member if you’re a commie. You get a little card that says you’re a CPC member, I’d do that in a heartbeat.

[–] Kaplya@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It’s actually quite difficult to join the CPC. You need recommendation letters and all that. They usually pull from high school and university students who excelled academically.

I have friends in the CPC and for me it’s totally not worth it, unless you like the perks of being a party member (networking/connections, better promotion opportunities in SOE etc.).

Rest assured, you will not be discussing socialist theories with your comrades. My friends told me the regular meeting is just bunch of people talking about their “personal development”, what challenges they are facing and how they encourage each other to solve it (mostly about jobs, finances, and other issues). This is in Shanghai by the way, so a fairly middle class demographic, it could be run quite differently in rural townships and villages though, I’m sure there’s more emphasis in solving local issues etc.

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, speaking as an outsider my impression is that the CPC in Shanghai is full of folks who're liberals but pragmatically letting them into the CPC and being nerd failures is better than letting them turncoat for some liberal or western group.

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[–] spectre@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Theoretically being a member of your local communist party would have the same effect

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Becomes an affiliate member. Gets purged. :C

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

Shou Zi Chew confirmed member of Hamas.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

Remember when Western countries had tests to see if people were secretly loyal to other countries or religions? I don't know why the thought occurred to me; entirely a coincident.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

I smoke meth and I’m smarter than this motherfucker.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

do you think tik tok is regretting getting a ethnic chinese ceo, they should have just went with some white guy as a figurehead

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

They'd probably try to yank his face off like it was a Scooby-Doo villain's mask

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Code pink has white people as their figureheads but that doesn't change the fact that it is accused of being a Chinese fifth column organization

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[–] Magician@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Am I giving them too much credit or is the point of asking questions like this to make sound bites for fundraising and reelection? I don't see constituencies waiting to hear responses to these asinine questions when they've already made up their minds.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At this point, I'd rather replace the representative Chew, tell Tom Cotton and the Senate to fuck their mothers, and repeat the Michael Parenti quote:

“During the cold war, the anticommunist ideological framework could transform any data about existing communist societies into hostile evidence. If the Soviets refused to negotiate a point, they were intransigent and belligerent; if they appeared willing to make concessions, this was but a skillful ploy to put us off our guard. By opposing arms limitations, they would have demonstrated their aggressive intent; but when in fact they supported most armament treaties, it was because they were mendacious and manipulative. If the churches in the USSR were empty, this demonstrated that religion was suppressed; but if the churches were full, this meant the people were rejecting the regime's atheistic ideology. If the workers went on strike (as happened on infrequent occasions), this was evidence of their alienation from the collectivist system; if they didn't go on strike, this was because they were intimidated and lacked freedom. A scarcity of consumer goods demonstrated the failure of the economic system; an improvement in consumer supplies meant only that the leaders were attempting to placate a restive population and so maintain a firmer hold over them.

If communists in the United States played an important role struggling for the rights of workers, the poor, African-Americans, women, and others, this was only their guileful way of gathering support among disfranchised groups and gaining power for themselves. How one gained power by fighting for the rights of powerless groups was never explained. What we are dealing with is a nonfalsifiable orthodoxy, so assiduously marketed by the ruling interests that it affected people across the entire political spectrum.”

  • Blackshirts and Reds, Michael Parenti...
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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

the-democrat "That may be so, but have you considered that I am a racist?" the-republican

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] roux@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

No thanks. Can we compromise and just have him face the wall tho?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

We need to purge anyone born before 1990 from that place. Cold war brainworms is the only thing they can do.

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