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[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 138 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know if anyone has suggested it to him, but perhaps feeding her a magic stew which would temporarily blind her for say, a day, might be punishment enough.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t see that one coming.

Man, good stew tonight

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[–] guy@lemmy.world 119 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I thought the blinding stew thing was just a joke to scare the kid, but now that I know it's real, I'm equally terrified and intrigued at the same time.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 95 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
[–] deus@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed and I've been, quite possibly, bamboozled!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Yeah you are so out of touch. This meme has existed for TWO WHOLE DAYS already. C'mon get with it, old timer.

/s

But seriously this meme began on January 30th 2024 😆

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised and impressed at the amount of work that went into creating a separate Wikipedia page just to further the meme.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They might have just edited the Perpetual Stew page. Or they could have just edited the page source to make it say whatever they want and take a screenshot.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I want to be able to go through life trusting people as much as you trust a screencap of a Wikipedia article

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Screenshots like that look so much more real when you're too tired to confirm whether they're real or fake.

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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 10 points 9 months ago

Do you know it's real?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There's no list of ingredients but I clearly see a severed penis in there.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Severed A penis is preferred to severed B penis

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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Doing God's work over here

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 95 points 9 months ago (5 children)

How did the moms write on that with the surface being the way it is? If I were to try to write anything it would puncture the paper or have difficulty inking the paper with how rugged that pole is.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 124 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You’d think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Of course not! Everything on the internet is true.

SOURCE: I am a French male model.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm most certainly not a dog

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Now that's a male model

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

BaRk bArK BARK bark BArk baRK...!!!

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[–] Iapar@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like you may already know the answer to this question

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 7 points 9 months ago
[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not to mention all of the holes that should be in the paper from trying to write due to the giant gaps in the wood visible at the bottom of the image

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is the first thing I thought. Guess I've spent too much time working on the pole. Don't shame me.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Is there a story tale that I'm unfamiliar with?

[–] brognak@lemm.ee 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's from TrueWagner, he makes these fucking bizarre flyers and ostensibly puts them up. This one is actually fairly sane as far as his stuff goes.

A++ Instagram follow.

[–] Itrytoblenderrender@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If you are a patreon member, you get something per Mail once a month. This came yesterday

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

I want this

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Thanks intestinal fluid for your good deeds!

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[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I don't think so, just standard internet absurdity

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It was funny but I hate how the handwriting in these kinds of things are always obviously the same

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[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I spent 2 minutes studying the handwriting and my conclusion was that it's the same person. You couldn't write against a rough surface like that anyway

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

TrueWagner is a gem. At his Patreon you can pay him to send people bizarre letters in the mail for 5 bucks a month.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Babushka Justice can be harsh

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Reading the top half, I knew this was either be really wholesome or really troll. I'm glad it was really troll.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I like how they all reign it by adding “for one day” like the first mom was misrepresenting their parenting style.

Edit: first draft worst draft

[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] theodewere@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago

it's all just photons, man

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I regret to inform you that this joke was publicly retired on September 15th, 2013. Your comment is unfortunately invalid

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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