this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
365 points (98.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

32495 readers
706 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 15 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's all good though, there's a two year project underway to upgrade to Access.

[–] nayminlwin@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We keep our product information catalogue in a sqlite file.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sqlite works surprisingly well even for non trivial loads I find

[–] nayminlwin@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wished browser standard would just adopt something close to sqlite instead of IndexedDB.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago
[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

BRO

Migrate that shit to MySQL or PostgreSQL immediately. You are playing with fire.

[–] h3rm17@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

So lomg as you back it up and it does not have multiple write transactions concurrently, swlite works pretty fine even fornbig loads.

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

As the defacto Excel guy in my office... I'm sorry. Also, I'm kind of proud of what I managed to accomplish.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds like chaotic good, of something?

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago
[–] writeblankspace@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

hmm looks like Lemmy and Mastodon reflect each other's memes

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Well they are both interoperable

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 9 months ago

When we made a new webshop for the fancy clothing store.

"With the new software you may use your own SKUs (stock keeping units) in the online store so that you don't have to translate its IDs to yours manually." - "Oh, we always used the IDs from the old webshop. Mrs Schmidt always keeps stock by herself."