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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 70 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.

[–] ame@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 25 points 9 months ago

For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's called an XBus now. Yes it's not better.

But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

The day is saved, we found a totally not memable name for our vehicle.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i don't know what bussy means and at this point I'm to afraid to ask.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 48 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

i am learning so much today

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

This is the funniest damn wiki entry I've ever seen.

...different uses of the suffix, such as the merging of "Margaret Thatcher" with "-ussy" to create the portmanteau Thatchussy.[2] Other examples include clussy (clown and pussy) and grussy (Grinch and pussy).[2]: 6 

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I'm farming. At least give us 40 HP.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, older tractors used to have 25Hp. You'll be fine.

[–] Sidyctism@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

I think thats room for plenty members of parliament

[–] Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

20 Hit points for a car isn't much if we're going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I'm not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.

[–] paholg@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hate EV torque ratings. They're not even remotely comparable to ICE vehicles.

The power ratings for the eBussu don't adhere to SAE-J2908, btw.

Please use SAE-J2908.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Where do they even measure this, is it at the wheels?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

You measure the bussy.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

Exactly my point. You get it.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah, fuck those imperial units.

Lb-Ft, pfff ...

Ebussy sounds like a dating or porn service for femboys

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

... I want one so badly now

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Down bad on the eBussy

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Sehe auch kein Problem hier. Alle lieben doch Bussis

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[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand the joke... send help.

[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Couple of years ago the use of slang that consisted of making portmanteaus of the word "pussy" (using the suffix "-ussy", also word of the year 2022 IIRC) with other words rose. At first it was mostly for implying said thing was used as a pussy (thrussy: throat pussy, bussy: boy pussy) but then it evolved into a comedic way to refer to "hole of said thing" (chussy: hole in the chest as in pectum excavatum).

In this case, this vehicle is called eBussy because it's a tiny electric bus. But due to the slang, it can also be interpreted as "electronic boy pussy (as in a guy's anus, for gay sex)".

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Oh, that's hilarious. Thank you very much.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation, but particularly in a vehicle where there is a transmission involved.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Finally, I can have a bussy.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Truly a sad day in history

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