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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Easy oil exchange pump. You need to stroke it left and right in order to get the old oil out of the tip of the lever.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 10 months ago

I currently drive a BMW and I use them. But that's because BMW driver is a state of mind and not based on the car you own. I am a Toyota driver at heart.

[–] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 10 months ago

All these "Sporty" cars bros do this. Just entitled bitches that want to hurt people.

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why all the hate for BMW drivers? Pickup owners should also be in this meme.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The meme involving pickup drivers is that they're lacking downstairs.

[–] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nissan drivers are the real threat

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

drills hole in exhaust

grrr I'm a race car

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

I wish that problem was confined to BMW, it's common enough to happen even with popular car drivers 'round these parts.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In my experience Audi drivers are the worst. Whenever I see an idiot on the road there's always an Audi driver trying to out-idiot them right behind.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

[–] Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 months ago

I tried sliding the control rod in and out of the steering column, but nothing happened. I think it's stuck.

[–] xoagray@pawb.social 4 points 9 months ago

This works for people in the state of Florida too.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

I'd like to think that this is because BMW drivers are Orcs.

[–] cuntonabike@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Us BMW drivers do use indicators, they’re just at a wavelength that poor people can’t see.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Similar to your dicks then

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The state I currently live, Louisiana, and it seems like blinkers at all is a premium package upgrade. Hell, half the time cops don't even use them around here. The only vehicle I can reliably see use them are out of state 18 wheelers.

Was behind a driver's Ed car once, no kids, the instructor. No blinker used....

[–] Cryan24@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ah this again.. BMW offers an indicator subscription.. you get 10 free flashes per month, and then if you haven't bought in, it's pay per flash.. sheesh.. how is that hard to understand? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 0 points 10 months ago

(most) Italian drivers: