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Milk (startrek.website)
submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

How would one unzip the milk?

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago

I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 months ago

Nah, it's just an incredibly lossy compression

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 7 points 8 months ago

Milk.mp3

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Cheese is a one way hash.

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

Thereโ€™s gotta be a whey.

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

You wouldn't download a cow...

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.

*googles the size of a cow*

You're right. I wouldn't.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 8 months ago

Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 8 months ago

yay cowsay

[-] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Would a pregnant cow be a server?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of 'seeding'

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure "seeding" the cow has nothing to do with food. They don't just produce milk for no reason...

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I got this ๐Ÿ‘€ edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿ‘€

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

..... so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 8 months ago

Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Some torrent are the steak instead.

[-] Michael717@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

"Go get the trojan ~~horse~~cow."

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Fetcher la vache.

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