this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2023
387 points (90.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26804 readers
3008 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
387
Silly made-up story. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by grill@thelemmy.club to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
top 9 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old

Boomer-ass post

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many weeks before an executive at Netflix gives OP a series and movie?

[–] victron@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More than the weeks before they cancel it.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 points 1 year ago

So one week?

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But then the platform formerly known as Twitter picks it up for a minisode series run?

[–] Sooperstition@lemmy.one 23 points 1 year ago

And the the plane clapped! Obama was there too, he gave everyone $100

[–] Butters@lemmywinks.com 14 points 1 year ago

RE RE RE RE FWD FWD FWD FWD Grandma

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Is there a class that teaches you how to build a plane piece by piece manually? I'd like to apply

[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Very believable