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submitted 11 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 53 points 11 months ago

Yes you did good : )

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

realize he would is giving the shot to me

unga bunga Neanderthal language in these green texts

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

American not understanding the concept of non-native English speakers:

[–] darthsid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Ah please let us be free of god awful fake moralist shit green texts on lemmy at least. Keep that fake affirmation shit for Reddit.

[–] necrobius@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I shit you not this exact scenario happened to me but then she cheated with him with some random guy.

We're still best buds.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

This one is at least something I really encountered in a similar way and is mundane enough to not be completely cheesy. So I'll let that one slide.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago

You are in greentext community and you dare ask for anon to actually start posting real things? Cmon be realistic.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Aw, I really like wholesome greentext.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

How many green texts can you read about OP shitting themselves in public? Might as well change it up.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

NTR

[–] wersooth@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

"Absolutely NOT an asshole" award goes to....