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https://twitter.com/SxarletRed/status/1743474713815306638
Haley stans stfu
Yes, we have one party here [in Tanzania]. But so does America. Except, with typical extravagance, they have two of them!
Julius Nyerere
"American democracy is a sham, theres no difference between Democrats and Republicans. It’s as if we had two parties in Cuba and Fidel led one and I led the other."
Raul Castro
God, imagine if they actually did that just to troll and mock 
It would be the greatest burn of all time
The Communist Party of Cuba and The Cuban Communist Party 
i agree with the commenter, it is so goddamn bleak to see a 17 yo haley stan.
At least he doesn't support Vivek (it rhymes with cake). Haley is the one that seems literate so this kid might snap out of it if they leave their hometown.
democracy is when every acceptable ideology has an exactly equal number of supporters and none of them can accomplish anything meaningful, and tyranny is when most people agree on something and work together to achieve their goals. behold my genius, for i have solved politics.
Doing things is political. Doing and changing nothing is not political and therefore good.
It's fucking great because every ad I see at the gym is like Nikki Haley hates China, she will destroy China and every other ad is Nikki Haley loves China, she will destroy America
I hate this fuckin country
Screaming, vomiting, shakily pointing that the TV "The spectacle! The spectacle! It is here in this room with us even known!"
nikki haleysenberg uncertainty principle
I should run for office on a loving China and destroying platform
You have my vote
Democracy is when you have exactly two parties that hate each other but vote for everything bad and vote against everything good.
"I can't be racist I'm gay"
~Kaden, probably, after getting called out for their reactionary bullshit
Lmao, Haley has fallen below Meatball Rob? How?
on that chart she has never been polling above him...
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
democracy is when there's bourgeois parties and the more bourgeois parties the more democracier it is
Is Nikki Haley the fake leftist that was getting the astroturf treatment on /r/latestagecapitalism a few months back?
E: not who I was thinking and Tulsi wasn't it either. Gonna go some searches.
E2: maybe Marianne Williamson?
Highly unlikely. She's Trump's former ambassador to the UN, and former Republican governor of GA. You could possibly be referring to Tulsi Gabbard.
Former governor of South Carolina (you’re forgiven for thinking we don’t exist though (I wish we didn’t exist either))
Y'know, I even googled her to make sure before I typed it out, and for some reason my brain changed it within seconds.
Def not Tulsi but she turned into a ghoul too. I'll have to try and find the person I'm thinking of then.
She was always a reactionary though
For sure. My dumb lib ass donated money to her when she ran because I bought into her shit...
No that was someone else, ~~but I can not remember her name lmao~~
Tulsi Gabbard
I can not remember her name lmao
Enjoy this blessed moment when you don't know which weird fascist freak they're talking about because it's not "election season" yet.
It really is a tiny bit of bliss isn't it?
lol DeSantis deflated like a soggy fart
Liberals be like: "We can't write off Texas, it's so diverse and queer."
My brother in Christ, who do those diverse queer people vote for?
Liberals write off Texas and Republican states all the time, many think the people in those states deserve to suffer for not supporting Joe Biden