i think he killed himself to escape the death penalty
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Another banger Melina post
I bet they threatened to cut the power to his cum freezer thus ensuring his bloodline would perish.
Too bad he was obsidian trapped 2b2t style so we'll never get to hear his side of the story.
Feel like he was a victim in all this and was just a straw man
So you're saying a man made of straw killed Epstein.
Wild if true.
Good bit
all he has to do is respawn
What if he framed himself for killing himself to throw the scent off who really did it?
Wait....getting paid to suicide?
Millions to die
What good would that do? unless this is a shitpost. I'm very confused and am having a moment.
You are being played, Corgi!
I figured. I take things way too much at face value a lot
It's Melina the bamboozler
Boss subtitle like
It’s okay. Happens to me all the time.
it took reading your comments for me to be sure this was a joke
Glad it wasnt just me
he got half up front,, with the other half to be delivered after he killed himself
I imagine that whether or not he intended on snitching, someone will always assume that he did snitch just to be on the cautious side. He likely would’ve been killed even if he had loyalty to the hustle. As a result he killed himself to spare himself a humiliating and likely painful death.
But I do believe he paid the guards and facility to overlook all the red flags so he can successfully kill himself. I mean, he was an intelligence asset and was able to leave freely during his first sentence. He also hooked up with his lawyer in the middle of the consultation session. So he definitely had the means and reach.
If someone offered you $50k up front and another 50k after the job to conveniently place Epstein next to the cell that didn’t have a working camera, you probably wouldn’t question it if you made prison warden wages.
I'm not doing it for Slick Willy or any of those other reptiles for at least nine figures. Suckers gotta pay.
I dont really see that.
He already had millions. He did not want for much of anything, aside from being in the hoosegow i reckon.
He didnt stretch his neck for money.
The money wouldn't do him much good if he was dead
Gotta pay charon somehow
Stick it to the PMC charons
Actually you can take it with you if you're going to hell. I don't understand why else all these billionaires die as billionaires.