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PLEASE WAKE UP.
(lemmy.world)
mf sent me a message telling me to wake up but not how
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
That's where any net-to-brain communication will aim at, and it will be way worse than car warranties...
So you're telling me that "immortality" is just an excuse to keep draining money out of you?
Edit: I thought you were talking about saving minds in machines, and I think it's even scarier than what you said...
Is the outside world better or worse than the one I'm in now?
Asking the real questions
The matrix paradox
Wake me up inside
Can't wake up
Wake me up inside
Save me
Ok, for all those asking how to wake up - all you need to do is to open your eyes.
"This is not a dream. We are using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious mind. This is not a dream. What you are seeing is actually occurring."
no thanks :3
Wait you're enjoying this? You sick bastard.
Heck no. But if this is a dream it must be literal hell out there.
Depends... Could be a nightmare we're in...
The only way to wake up is by depositing some bitcoin into this account.
Okay... let me just pull myself up by my brainstraps and wake tf up then!
You're not my real dad.
You're not even my step dad
Is it as bad out there as it is in here?
As someone who has tripped balls on similar things before this legitimately haunts my ass even to this day.
I can see the message, how do I get out? Do I jump off a building? Please give instructions.
Edit: HELP MY TOTEM IS SPINNING FOREVER. WTF IS GOING ON? GET ME OUT OF THIS DREAM!
How do you wake up then
nah im kinda eepy
No
You actually prefer this reality?!
I am scarred for the rest of my life now
I'm not gonna lie, I've had an acid trip that was along this line, and this is the first time seeing this!
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2023
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