this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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Trumpet Husband (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by autismdragon@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

:doot-doot:

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago

"... one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out..."

This is like a beautiful poem.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband

Well jfc, after this description of the trumpet torture, I have to know — what is the most annoying thing about her husband?!?

[–] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

some people are not taking this ska revival thing well

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

playing reveille before sunrise every morning to mess with all the returned services in the neighbourhood and also my wife

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

You better fucking do it right and not put a speaker in the horn and pretend, like apparently they do these days, even with Taps at funerals, this whole world is a sham.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

This is beautiful.

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

This is the future married gays want - gay trumpet blowing gay demolition and gay divorce.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

average cishet sans-doot

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Trumpet husband is kinda relatable, hate to say. Edit: provided "it's your job" refers to this man having to play trumpet at 10 am because of art.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Why am I picturing the "every third hetero couple" graphic again

Why does it live utterly rent-free in my head

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Trumpet husband taking a bold stance pretending mutes don’t exist.