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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yawn my jrpg game already did that.

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In fact, I've killed god at least half a dozen times this past week.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Didn't have anything on the secret boss either.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

CommiePOGGERS FUCK YEAH I LOVE THE USSR NOW

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is neither creepy nor pasta

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Jolly Pelmeni then!

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Sounds like God needs to git gud

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought the Roman Empire killed God around the year 33CE when he decided to show up as a cool Palestinian guy who said fuck rich people and be nice to poor people

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yahweh couldn't even defeat the fucking Canaanites with their iron chariots, we have way better iron chariots now. God was probably killed sometime in the late iron age, if he hasn't just gone into hiding. we all know Mani was the last true prophet of god anyway and he died in prison, god has nothing on us, not in this world. the Demiurge can at least affect matter, fucking gnostics with their 'oh yaldabaoth didn't win the divine election fairly, hes definitely not the real god! its totally this ghostly spirit sophia thing thats definitely trapped within each of us (unless ur not a gnostic in which case ur one of the deplorable hylics), its Her Turn to be the godhead and divine metaphysical grounding of reality! she is literally light itself!'

Darkness won! It ate the divine light completely! Get over it! Yin and Yang eternally are intermixed and theres no going back now!

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

god isn't dead, he's just waiting for the experimental chamber of this planet to go full red

[–] Gay_Wrath@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[–] M68040@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Something something threatening me with a good time

[–] lemat_87@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

That's why I love SU

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

just crank this to like 200 for how that'd look like

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Communists have successfully attacked and dethroned god.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

i thought it was trans people? smh we got downgraded

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The culmination of every epic jrpg is becoming strong enough to defeat god. This is not the negative to most people that they think it is.

However they are betting on being able to use the anticommunism that has been injected into people as a means of promoting picking up religion as a part of the uniform of being anticommunist.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago
[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

The Black Book 2: It's One Hundred Million and One Now

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The third arc of the anime of the October revolution where Tsar Nicholas is bleeding out and begins monologuing that he was merely doing what he was told as reality begins to warp and YHWH appears, forcing the Red Army to regroup and engage the new foe. Would watch.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Just shows what is possible under communism. rest in piss oser