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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake, there's no way the sysadmin wouldn't throw the HR rep who signed the policy under the bus (without some CYA documentation prior).

[–] aloso@programming.dev 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, didn't the domain somesoftwarecorp.com give it away?

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do I really need to put /s on my top comment..

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

something something poes law

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago
[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)

CEO gets "randomly assigned" the name of a ww2 German politician... 💀

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FirstInitial LastName is common format. I knew someone named Aaron Ryan who got stuck with the email address “aryan@company.com”.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just one dot dividing the name would make it a lot better

[–] joby@programming.dev -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thankfully, a.ryan@example.com and aryan@example.com should be delivered to the same inbox.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is no requirement to do so, although GMail's adoption of this non-standard seems to have popularized the practice.

[–] joby@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stand corrected. I haven't used anything other than proton mail in a while and it works there. I thought it was part of the standard

[–] PoorlyWrittenPapyrus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hilbert Tlerston never stood a chance

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And that poor receptionist, Penelope Nisbet

[–] samus7070@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

A place I worked at actually did this to a person named Diane Cupps.

[–] Matthew@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bumblefumble@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the famous Nazi leader Hidler.

[–] abclop99@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

It would be “hiler”

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Adam Olfano? What about him?

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

Even if this is a joke, this is a great example of something that happens all the time: people avoiding responsibility by blaming some chunk of software. The electronic equivalent of "No, sir! I didn't kill that person. The butter knife did it!"

[–] om1k@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Please believe me lol

[–] vaxpy@mujico.org 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] lazyvar@programming.dev 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don’t know Some Software Corp and their world famous website somesoftwarecorp.com?

[–] Maudfer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Of course it didn't happen, it's a joke lol

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please believe me sounds like I don't know how to manually set emails. No way it cannot be done.

[–] KaladinStormblessed@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Damn, I didn't notice that.

[–] aloso@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

I guess it cannot be done if their IT infrastructure was not designed with that use case in mind. Although I'm not familiar with human resource management software, I don't find this hard to believe at all.

Also, you'll understand what Biron Tchaikovsky meant with "Please believe me" when you look at their email address. They already tried to do it, and probably complained many times before giving up.

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

The place I work at does something like this, and there was actually quite a bit of trouble when a second person with the same abbreviation joined. The responsible guy seriously suggested fireing the new guy because the policies didn't account for duplications.

[–] darkknight 1 points 1 year ago

Bitch please