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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What about the Serbian war criminal? I want to know more

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He was told, "War crimes are okay, but we're very strict on illegal immigration"

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Hey watch it, getting too credible.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This was during Jeopardy! Kids Week, though.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

its photoed shop theres no cuntry callt Erbia you fucking idiut

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] nuke@yah.lol 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Red wunz go fasta
Blues iz lucky
Yellow for da booms
Black iz tuff
Greenz da best!!1!
Whites fer da skully bitz
Ya eva seen a purple Ork? Dats cuz purple iz sneaky!

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

“[reading] got Barbog all depressed n he krumped ‘im self”

I feel ya Barbog

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

it's that they stopped putting lead in this guy's crayons.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 months ago

he's stationed up in Stuttgart so he's gotta make do with the cheapo European crayons, they always skimp on the lead in those things

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Sus because movie musicals.

[–] Redditgee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Hope he knows he's going to be involuntarily separated.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

He's the intelligence officer, he's just guarding where they hoard all the intelligence away from the rest of the military.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Of course he's so smart, he's an intelligence officer!