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[–] xav@programming.dev 99 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The reality is probably that kernel developers don't get any younger nowadays. And believe me, when you get older, have children and less free time, your waistline suffers a bit. Or even a bit more than a bit.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

Man I used to think there was no relation between what I ate and my wardrobe size, but eventually it really does catch up with you, especially if your day job is sedentary.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee 79 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh my god, Linux makes you fat.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago

Maybe they got super jacked?

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or getting old makes you fat

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

They did a bad job of getting more young people interested in Linux? Because you're implying it's the same people who attended both symposiums.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 44 points 11 months ago

It's all the bloat in those distros that is transferred to the waistline, back in the day we used WindowMaker. Not all that fancy Gnome and KDE stuff.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

not me! woohoo. same XL then as now.

of course, back then when i was younger i favored oversized shirts. now they just fit.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I've technically gone down from XL. Seems L often fit me better now. But I've not changed.

Seems like sizes have shifted higher. Only evidence I have for this are souvenir t-shirts from 20 years ago that say XL. Which are roughly same size as L shirts I've bought recently.

[–] skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm xxl but I'm also built like a forklift. When I was younger I could throw rolls of vinyl flooring over my shoulder. I wish I took better care of my knees though.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read "foreskin" first pass.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago

"Dude was built like a foreskin. Loose, and wrinkly."

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Mr. Chambers! Don't get on that ship! That OS, it's...it's a COOKBOOK!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

So, why are penguins shrinking shirt sizes?

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 11 months ago

Well I'm the only Linux nerd I know nor have I ever met another one in person and I'm a medium, could probably get away with a small if I had a touch more self confidence.

[–] sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The shirt supplier may also be a factor. An American/EU size M is like an Asian L or XL. So if they changed the supplier then that's a possibility for the change.