I am honestly still not totally sure this isn't satire
God, these are all so ugly
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It's so funny seeing them side by side 
Folks, is it just me or is it getting harder to determine if something is a bit or not?
Am I just getting old?
I had to triple check after reading the phrase "See below from Dingaling"
Remember when Seth Green was going to base a show off of his ape and then it got stolen so he couldn't legally use the character's likeness anymore.
theyre not stolen, he still has the jpeg
It was wild at the time, but it's still so wild that these are just quasi-random assemblies of parts. Like this doesn't even have the pretense of being art. Just amazing.
The art part is how utterly absurd the entire situation is and how incredulous literally everyone else is about it when you attempt to describe them and why they have any value whatsoever.
EVEN THE S TIER APES??? THIS WILL NOT STAND!
APES, MOBILIZE TO HOOT ON CONGRESS
Downside of the price of NFTs collapsing -those hard working hackers will barely get anything out of this.
😔
You know how many slurp juices they had to use to get those apes?
they should just combine their slurp juices into new apes!
That's not how slurp juices work. You have to use three slurp juices on an already premium ape to upgrade. slurp juices cannot be used to upgrade a basic ape or create a new ape.
so the slurp juices only work on top tier apes?
see below for my dingaling
devastating terrible see even dingaling says so
MUH APES MUH PRECIOUS APES!
40 WETH supposedly go for $88.5k.... this shit is so dumb
some of the absolute top tier apes
Wait, did they get all the NFT owner's permission to post all these apes for free, or did they have to abandon the whole concept of the NFT to get their warning out? Funny how the libertarians always have to abandon their principles when the real world happens.
"code is law. Just use a cold wallet bro"
1 hour later:
"help mods i spill my juice! police!!"
you know the situation is crazy when dingaling is chiming in 😔
Ugh just realized that sooner or later the biggest dollar value "art" heist in history will be of NFTs
If it hasn't happened already
It already has through the act of selling this garbage in the first place
until the currency collapses
It would sound ridiculous to people living a decade ago that others would pay thousands of dollars for electronic funny money to buy a juice to fuse jpegs of apes together, which they also bought with said funny money. It's just so ridiculous and convoluted and yet it got as far as it did thanks in part to a decade of loose monetary policy.
Screenshot. 
I just commited Grand Theft Ape!
someone stole my top tier worthless doodads
Poor dingaling
1 eth is about 2k, so some if these great apes are valued at almost 100k 🤣
I've lost almost 20 apes today
oh no, someone broke into my house and took all the loose change and candy wrappers from my couch cushions