The egg is the weakest form of chicken
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Must be fucking crocodile eggs he's eating.
I'd put my money on the chicken in a fight between it and any kind of egg, really.
They all of a count of defeating at least one egg. Or else they’d still be in there. You’re probably right.
Chickens are notoriously hardy, thats why we farm them, because we can treat them like shit and they still survive
You can grab a chicken and jump off a cliff and it will safely fly you to the other side. How's that weak?
Most of them anyways.
for that matter how is a chicken weaker than eggs?
Do you think he knows what eggs are???
at the Joe Rogan Trade School of Wrestling Karate, we learn that eggs are lion testicles.
I maximize my strengthpower every morning with a 3-egg and mind-agility kibble smoothie.
I will say, master debate skills at work here
"my source is shut up, nerd"
"My source is I made it the fuck up."
you could say i'm a master debater
A cunning linguist, in fact.
How is chicken weaker than sardine
Honestly, the first question that popped into my head. I do love sardines, though.
'Egg eater' was a pretty serious weakness in Where the Red Fern Grows
What kind of eggs tho?
The carnies are not okay, folks.
Chickens (omnivore) are way more aggressive than Cows(Herbivore) or Sardines(Eat only zooplankton).
I cut out chicken not because I think they are weak but because I love them and I thought about my parrots while eating chicken on acid