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I would also give Victoria a job. but that's a whole other issue.

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[-] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 80 points 9 months ago

Herding cats is a critical job skill in todays high-complexity corporate environments. Get this man onboarded.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I have 7 that listen like this. Do I get to be CEO?

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry but you're overqualified

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Tell me about it. My wife isn't allowed outside during spring anymore.

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

lmao, sounds like a fun wife

[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Dude's a natural project manager.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 50 points 9 months ago

The cat is just mimicking the dad. From the cat’s point of view the dad is just talking to nobody. My cats tend to meow a lot when I’m on the phone.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

They don't want you to look like crazy person talking to yourself, so they join in so you don't feel alone. That's some great cat empathy.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

He is the pussy whisperer.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

are we sure this guy isn't at least like an apprentice wizard or something

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I mean he's a good candidate for a cat herder but how can we be sure he'd be suitable for the job of a professional wrestler? Need some more skill assessment.

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