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yeonmi-park they make a comm and let you freely post in it so they can make a list of all the people who go against their tankie ideology and then they ban it. I'm a Hexbear defector and I'm here to tell my story

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[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 68 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The totalitarian suxbear admins stole my mod shield in the corner of my screen, now I'm a gusano but for posting

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

bay of posting invasion time

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Mods hate freedom and they refuse to let users dissent from their pro union agenda. They're probably celebrating how the unions fucked my wife.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

TBF, everyone celebrates this

hillgasm

Not a mod but I am 100% celebrating how the unions fucked your wife

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

don't worry, not everyone who fucked your wife is in a union 🤗

[–] Helmic@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

no scabs allowed on this train

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well, they were in a union, with her wiiiiiife

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Tankies will defend this act of tyranny

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aww. I had like, thirty, maybe forty more puns and dad jokes ready to go. : (

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

careful now, those dad jokes may just be communism's undoing

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

Hi yes I'm here for the lamest possible struggle session

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

prepare for sentencing in the chinese cum factories

[–] mrbonejangles@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have basically no idea what is going on in this thread.

But… is there any special preparation needed and how do you let them know you are ready?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have basically no idea what is going on in this thread.

I dunno man it only started yesterday and i kinda know what's happening but this shit is still too meta for me

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

how to i apply

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

brb submitting a comm request for a honeypot MeanwhileOnBear. anyone who posts anything that isn't MLM gets banned from the comm and reported to the admins for reeducation.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

MLM

as in silicon valley shit, yaoi or mao-clap stuff?

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Now see, there's a good comm idea.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What are you using for your skincare routine? And can i interest you in exciting opportunity to become your own boss?

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

and have YOU considered joining an insurgent militia? no, we're not going into the mountains or anything, we're just going to go punch LIBERALS at the DSA.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

if we can stay moisturized while we're at it, I'm in

[–] leftofthat@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

First they came for the satire comms...

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

I came to hexbear for the leftism.... but I stayed for the shit posts. Making fun of people who make fun of unions is the type of wholesome fun that makes hexbear more active than lemmygrad.

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Is this about the anti union com lmao

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Time to start an anti-union defectors union?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That’s right we used the the-pigs’s tactics against them. This was a sting operation and it worked better than we ever dreamed.

We need to have a Hexbear anti-union contraband victory lap photo op.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I am proud to announce I am seeking to start /c/anti-anti-anti-anti-union-aktion, and am waiting on mod approval.