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Escaped kangaroo captured after punching Canadian officer (www.reuters.com)

submitted 11 months ago by mpa92643@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Dec 4 (Reuters) - A kangaroo that escaped its handlers during transport to a new home was captured on Monday east of Toronto after a weekend in the wild, but not before delivering a punch in the face to one of the police officers who brought her run to an end.

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[–] jmd_akbar@aussie.zone 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're a long way off from home, mate...

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 11 months ago

I like to imagine that was the kangaroo said before they punched the officer in the face.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

There goes my hero

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

It's right around freezing around Toronto, poor 'Roo.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 3 points 11 months ago

Florida Man looks really fluffy this winter

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Fash-bashing roo. Based.