I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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Ok, there is ONE excuse.
🤣
You're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone
You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted
Glad to help! Lol
I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?
I'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...
O7
Two slipped discs. Not happening.
Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry
k done now what
Too drunk for this shit.
You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
I'm in a car my gamer
I'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.
Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
And cut down on the pancakes
Or don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
I'm lazy. Should be a good excuse.