this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 261 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So flat it's not even NSFW

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

seriously. I had to come to the comments to figure out the answer to the original question: "What IS that?"

I'm leaning toward "It's a sofa."

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 163 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago

Or his armpit from the front

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 28 points 1 year ago
[–] Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was thinking the inside of a bent knee at first haha

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I can see that

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 142 points 1 year ago (4 children)

found the rest of the picture guys

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to AI ... this is anatomically correct

[–] MartinXYZ@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Wow. Her neck-area is all kinds of fucked.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

okay now do one where it's the edge of a sofa.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What a majestic piece.

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I really hope so. Any other interpretations and extrapolations would probably just make me feel sad and disappointed.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's Hank Hill

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I tell you hwat

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago

If she did one squat with the bar it would instantly double the size of her ass.

[–] June@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Seriously thought it was the side of a knee.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 year ago
[–] alwaysfallingupyup@lemmings.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She got that disease.. Noassatall

That's the name of the drug that cures it.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was like one of those perspective games where it looks like an ass/naked man/cock when it's actually a bird or something. The only difference was that this was the reverse of that.

However, after staring at this pic for like 5 min, I'm glad to share that I successfully managed to notice the ass. The line in the middle is where the crack is. Yeah.... They have a very very flat ass.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago
[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needs a hemorrhoid pillow

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it me or is there a dark spot in the middle?

Don't worry that's just diarrhea.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Folded blanket

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilà 🫴

[–] blackdeth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I am laughing way too much at this comment section 🤣

Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What we like to call a long back!

[–] MycoBro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's like two pringles hugging!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Needs a cheesecake factory gift card and a squat rack.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit

[–] DrFuggles@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I mean yeah, but it's mainly funny because I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. The color, pattern and lighting meant I really absolutely had no idea what I was looking at. A back? A sweater? A cat? A crotch? A knee? An ass? Something else?

So yeah.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No shame from me. All bodies are fucking funny, my friend. We're hairless apes who wear fabrics and live in boxes. We're some odd motherfuckers.