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Apple being... Apple! (fanaticus.social)
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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You need a special straw to snort it

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Subscription to that special straw

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but it comes with the new U2 album.

[-] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Places straw in ear.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

And the Mighty Razor to cut lines.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 44 points 10 months ago

False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Wheels for a MacPro tower cost $700.

What makes you think Apple’s drugs would be 1/5th the price?

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Yeah this is what I don't get. If the prices were the other way round, and the bag contained only a few grains, then it would make sense to me.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

The bag is separate, it doesn't include the drugs. You have to buy both

[-] ma11en@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Do you need a little help with the maths?

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yes?

[-] don@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

1 + 1 = 2

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Ahh, I thought the logo in the bag was made out of smokable designer crack.

[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Note: the bag is paired to it's contents. Reusing an old bag will destroy it's new contents.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 10 months ago

4999 sounds like a good deal compared to the 999 sample

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

There hallucinogens have ads in the trips

[-] sour@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

is google

[-] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

And MS

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago

The desk in dopamine

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