Dad Jokes

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Knock, knock! (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Who's there?

Colin.

Colin who?

Colin the doctor, I'm sick!

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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 8 points 11 months ago

Why you knocking on my door if you're sick? Go home!

[–] cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Good one! Will tell this to my kid over breakfast and look forward to him repeating 38 times by dinner :)

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I want to downvote this, but i keep forgetting what community i’m in, lol, soo clearly it fits!