this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

THIS is a MELT!

*lol

[–] Backspacecentury@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

But did they use butter or mayo on the bread?

[–] SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay, hear me out: This might seem odd, but the delicious combination of tangy blue raspberry and melted, uh... swiss? cheese that I can see there just might be the best thing you've never tried.

[–] JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

But why does this look better than some of the dishes on c/foodporn?

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

To whomever made this monstrosity of a creation:

THE CRIME IS YOUR FOUL EXISTENCE; THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!

This motjerfucker right here, hates having feet.

[–] wuffa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago