587
Seems fair (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/cat@lemmy.world
top 15 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Odelay42@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 10 months ago

Thats... not how the birds and the bees work.

[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Ah, yes, those are the catfood.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

But we're talking about humans and cats.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago

My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.

They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.

By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

I'm bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it's freshly shaved. I'm telling you, you haven't lived until you've had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

I would let Milo lick my hair, he looks like a great boy.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

pretty cat though damn

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 19 points 10 months ago

Only mens' hair? Does length matter?

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

they gotta find a bald guy, unless he sleeps naked it wont be much an issue

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

I still have eyebrows and a beard thank you

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Seriously tho

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

I would be honored to have my hair licked by Milo.

[-] joshuanozzi@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Rude! You’re not single; you have Milo!

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 10 points 10 months ago

My cat licks my wrists for some reason.

Very specific.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
587 points (98.2% liked)

cats

18958 readers
1589 users here now

typical internet cats. videos, pics, memes welcome!

rule 1) be kind

lemmy.world rules:

other cat communities midwest.social cats

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS