Posting /r/neoliberal is cheating, they're all a bunch of liberals
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Can you rephrase that sentiment (which I agree with) without the -isms please?
Edited but the sentiment is the same
think tank posters trying to hit their new slang quotas
But we're the shills on a government's payroll, huh. Yes. Clearly it's us, talking about piss, and not this person who may as well be working for a literal PR firm.
And this is no easy conflict, this is a full blown quagmire.
giggity
WHERE IS HIS PEACE PRIZE????
They want to give him a peace prize for funding a fucking genocide. Liberals are unreal.
That's what the nobel peace prize is for
One of the first nominees was Tsar Nicholas, so it checks out
They were calling him genocide Joe last week.
I will never again call Biden anything, irrelevant old fucker lol
Extracting more hostages out of the hands of terrorists while minimizing concessions is truly NEXT LEVEL
extracting more oil, extracting more hostages, Papa John
lol, I find it hard to believe that's not an LLM, it hits all the beats. It's a masterclass! He's slaying! The US is back! Citations Needed could probably do a full episode on the language this user's comment history is filled with.
lol, I find it hard to believe that's not an LLM
The real magic of LLMs is not that they sound like people but that so many people already bang out their comments like vending machines.
They don't know the carrier deterrent has failed, that America's bases have been pelted for weeks without a response, and that the resistance is escalating on its own terms. 
I'm old enough to remember Baghdad Bob jokes that would fit perfectly here.
Not giving into all the reactionary ceasefire queens at the UN then watching them all literally do a complete 180° and now follow Biden's lead in calling for humanitarian pauses
but also
And now this: intervening to get a significant deal that includes a 4 day sustained ceasefire.
josephine the reactionary ceasefire queen?
I mean even just the first bullet point is contradictory. The "ceasefire queens" (gay, bad, etc.) were calling for a ceasefire but now they've done a 180 and are calling for a ~~ceasefire~~ humanitarian pause. I get that a major point of neoliberal messaging is training people to accept contradictory ideas to support the status quo, but they should at least try to go more than one paragraph without tying themselves in a knot
You can't tie a knot in an overcooked noodle, and that's all these people have for brain matter
Not giving into all the reactionary ceasefire queens at the UN then watching them all literally do a complete 180° and now follow Biden's lead in calling for humanitarian pauses is not only chefskiss but BDE.
Liberals think "reactionary" means "in reaction to a thing".
I checked the r/neoliberal redditor's history. it's like they are doing a bit.
In another thread - somebody asked for advice because they were having disagreements with their mother about taking vacation to Iceland together. The redditor's reply includes words like "rapprochement" which I guess makes sense if you look at your mother not a person who loves you but like a country that has no friends - only interests.
Disingenuously attending a vacation is part of the problem. You should be going on a vacation out of your own volition, because you want to. To do otherwise, under false and resentful pretenses, isn’t fair to you or to your mother, and is only exacerbating the problem at hand.
You should have fixed the problem and wiped the slate clean before you scheduled any vacation. Tiptoeing around real rapprochement and reckoning is only a temporary false band aid. You should be striving, especially with people close to you, to have authentic relationships. Even if this vacation miraculously makes you closer to your mother and fortifies the relationship, it has set an unhealthy precedent for dealing with conflicts in the future.
As far as evaluating your boundaries that’s kind of impossible for anyone judge without knowing the specific original problem, i.e., the reason for the boundaries in the first place.
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And there's this.
I mean he won the Nobel Peace Prize so…
Yes. He's talking about Kdog.
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I actually laughed out loud at the first sentence
Whichever of you is behind this account, keep up the good work 
It's a full blown quagmire, Joe
Not anymore 
imagine my horror when i clicked that and thought it was satire for a moment and realized you had the gall to link me to the neoliberal subreddit and it was serious
how fucking dare you
Somehow killing 10000 innocent people is a big win... gotcha....
Also no one is switching to "humanitarian pause" because it's tome stroke of genius that they all now recognize. They ate calling for it because genocide Joe is obviously impervious to calls for basic human morality and decency so they are begging for something he might actually support.
The more I think about this the more I hate this person. The bolsheviks did nothing wrong if the people they gulaged were these moral cretins.
Somehow killing 10000 innocent
I’m sorry but Biden has been absolutely slaying the Israel Hamas conflict.
Yeah, they got you. The person said he absolutely slayed those innocents. Not just "killed" them. Get it right.
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