time to buy such equipment
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It's expensive AF, I'm sure. The food is a far easier avenue (less fun, but far smarter)
Depends on how much you get...
It pays by itself. /s
Well now I want to do it
I wonder how many times that happened before they put up a sign.
0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.
ah, I should have known
It's honestly sad that nurses are so underpaid in the US that one could potentially imagine them doing this for free food.
I can be rich but if I know how to shake a vending machine for free food I'll do it
Actually this is in Canada; you can tell by the Hawkin’s Cheezies
Shitty ass snacks.
Endoscopy is through the mouth. That would be a colonoscopy.
Well a colonoscope is actually an endoscope, just one meant for colonoscopies. Endoscope is just a generic term for the tool. (endo- = inside/within, -scope = tool for viewing)
And gastroscope is the type specifically for the esophagus and stomach.
The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.
How do you tell the difference between an oral endoscope and a rectal scope? The taste.
You never go ass to mouth!
If you can go from ass to mouth then your scope is too big.
That's correct! I recognise the lasso that as the thing used to sample polyps in the colon (and probably a bunch of other uses, totally including snagging chippie packets).
Or, you know, at least clean it first.
You can just open them, all the ones at my Uni have tubular locks that can be opened as fast as using the key.
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."
Is this picture from Canada, or do they sell Hawkins Cheezies anywhere else? They were my favourite snack as a kid, but I think they might only exist here in Canada?