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[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

time to buy such equipment

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's expensive AF, I'm sure. The food is a far easier avenue (less fun, but far smarter)

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

Depends on how much you get...

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

It pays by itself. /s

[–] open_world@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Well now I want to do it

[–] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder how many times that happened before they put up a sign.

[–] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

[–] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

ah, I should have known

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's honestly sad that nurses are so underpaid in the US that one could potentially imagine them doing this for free food.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can be rich but if I know how to shake a vending machine for free food I'll do it

[–] zsnell02@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Actually this is in Canada; you can tell by the Hawkin’s Cheezies

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Endoscopy is through the mouth. That would be a colonoscopy.

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh man... Good thing I'm not a doctor.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well a colonoscope is actually an endoscope, just one meant for colonoscopies. Endoscope is just a generic term for the tool. (endo- = inside/within, -scope = tool for viewing)

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

And gastroscope is the type specifically for the esophagus and stomach.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The endoscopy scope and the colonoscopy scope are the same scope.

[–] misophist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How do you tell the difference between an oral endoscope and a rectal scope? The taste.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You never go ass to mouth!

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If you can go from ass to mouth then your scope is too big.

That's correct! I recognise the lasso that as the thing used to sample polyps in the colon (and probably a bunch of other uses, totally including snagging chippie packets).

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Or, you know, at least clean it first.

[–] Bananable@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago

You can just open them, all the ones at my Uni have tubular locks that can be opened as fast as using the key.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Is this picture from Canada, or do they sell Hawkins Cheezies anywhere else? They were my favourite snack as a kid, but I think they might only exist here in Canada?