I have a dad joke, but it’s yo momma.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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cmon screenshot the post and use that somewhere
I think people might accuse me of copying or something. I might as well just keep it in comment form.
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Haha. I know it breaches protocol, but I had to let you know I did get it.
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It's IN bad taste.
Pretty sure you can edit that here too.
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"but she's in Canada"
Only works for US teens though
Haha. Good.
I have a SpaceX joke. It’s a blast.
It's too long I can't screenshot it :'(
Ya, I got sum there and included the frame and all without cropping. Sorry
Have you charged your phone yet?