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[–] Mr_Mofu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine snuggling on the big soft tail of your significant other while they pat you lovingly

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

stop giving me gay thoughts stop

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

bbpolterGAYst

Friend, it might be too late

[–] AceCephalon@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

Or just your own tail, like a fluffy pillow, but anywhere.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Hear me out: fursuit tails. You don't need to get a whole suit, you can just buy a tail too. It won't be exactly like having a fluffy tail because you can't feel it when someone touches it, but they're still very nice.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No thanks, could you imagine the shedding?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the dingleberries. Bad enough having a hairy ass but a tail as well? They'd also have to redesign toilets.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to bidets

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have bidet, am wolf with fluffy tail, can confirm benefits outweigh negatives. Plus squeeky butt and fluffy tail. AND YOU CAN HUG IT.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would you hug a bidet?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

🚽🤗🐺

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

i already have a long furred cat so business as usual

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I had a big feathery tail! Like a raptor!

And I wish I had a snoot. And big teeth. And claws.

I might just wanna be a dinosaur.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

Get on the floor

[–] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Me wanna go swish swoosh

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want a scaly prehensile tail that i can whip people with. And grabbing a pen i dropped on the floor.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

There are people in this world who do not wish they had prehensile tails. These people confuse and scare me.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are two types of people... You can see them above(or below, depending how your sorting settings are)

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I just blocked them, honestly. I got tired of the weird porn.