the_dunk_tank

I like how most of their posts are in r/ducktales and that cartoon about talking duck children bleeds into their geopolitical analysis. This is an exceptionally normal person with meat in their brain.

Edit: https://old.reddit.com/r/ducktales/comments/17ucoiv/arent_those_heights_off/

https://i.redd.it/gse7dtyfv1k41.jpg It's weird because they feel much taller in the show. Magica doesn't look like she's 1m30 and lunaris look like he's a giant, not 1m50. also, the lines on that chart aren't consistent so I don't think it's legit their height. Someone on the reddit thread remarked they shrunked lunaris and I agree, he already looked much taller than donald or glomgold. https://old.reddit.com/r/ducktales/comments/fbt1rf/it_probably_means_nothing_but_one_can_hope/ I don't think that promo chart is canon to the show, the ducks being 1m50/70 seems more reasonable since they're shown to be closer to human height in quackpack. Also,it would make beakley 1m50 too, wich is weird seeing how massive she look in the show

wat

Literally "pop culture has given me my ideological convictions that designated bad men are ontologically evil and any argument to the contrary is inherently a lie regardless of the facts, I am a very smart and mature person who is worth taking seriously."

Tankiejerk sub

Only one hit for "hexbear"

You losers need to post harder

Guy who has only ever seen DuckTales: Guys, these other guys are just like the Beagle Boys

Someone should tell them that it's very common for authors to articulate their opinions through the villain

Urge to go and haphazardly post about How to Read Donald Duck

Is the Ducktales reboot any good?

[bradford buzzard from ducktales 2017] has this big problem that he doesn't get adventuring

Noooooo the wholesome chungus billionaire adventurers are misunderstood

Your evil is my good and I am the best there is