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So selfish and immature (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/urbanism@hexbear.net

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wait until you learn about emotional support trucks:

Tires: mud knobs with shiny untouched rims
Body: lifted and oversized
Headlamps: blinding LEDs at eye level
Safety: invisible pedestrians
Bed: pristine
Economy: gallons to the mile
Your ass: ridden

Topped off with muddy, fart machine sounds coming from their distorted overdriven bass. They spend the whole drive giggling. I'm not sure if it's from the toddler sense of humor at the fart noises or the plausible deniability when running over a cyclist.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Topped off with muddy, fart machine sounds coming from their distorted overdriven bass.

My chuddiest current neighbor has modified a golf cart to carry massive subwoofers and he rolls up and down the street blasting dadrock out with floor-shaking bass while making this actual face the whole time while looking to the side at every house he's puttering by grillman

[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Even worse is driving one of those fuck off expensive luxury cars. Like whenever I see a lambo or some shit on the highway I legitimately feel embarrassed for the driver. The bright coloring and distinctive shape makes them literally look like oversized children's toys. They practically scream to everyone else on the road "hey look at me! look how rich I am!". It's a shame rich people have all the fucking money in the world, they are shit at spending it.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

But don't you looney commie understand they are creating jobs for the luxury-cars makers? :so-true:

[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe next time I see one in a parking lot I'll key the shit out of it and smash a window, increase job security for auto shop workers by giving them some business