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An incredible poster. One of the best to ever do it

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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 106 points 1 year ago (2 children)

we are being opressed and dehumanised

my opponents are literally drug-addled undead nightmares whose brains have stopped functioning and are definitionally subhuman

[–] Red_Eclipse@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago

I noticed that too wonder-who-thats-for

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[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wonder if she'll denounce some actual antisemitism outside the screening:

https://nitter.net/countalephout/status/1722492406694838625?s=46&t=PpqxFDdysDnRmTvCFDlNrQ

"Arab! She’s Arab!”: pro-Israeli demonstrators mace a pro-Palestinian Jewish woman, accuse her of being Arab and sexually harass her in front of the museum of tolerance.

Prior to this vid, this woman was driving by when a Zionist smashed his flags + flag pole onto her car’s hood. The flags blocked her windshield, so she hit the breaks. Her (also Jewish) bf got out of the car. A bunch of Zionists jumped him and then pepper sprayed him & the woman.

attacking someone at the museum of tolerance because you're intolerant of them

This is literally a South Park bit, except instead of Palestinians it was smokers.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You think this is funny? Being ratio'd when you show your ass is actually extremely antisemitic.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Jews are tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

you must never go mad

person who has gone mad

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when has eve fartlow not been mad?

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Kinda like with Trump, it does give me a small sliver of joy to know that they both spend every waking minute of their lives being completely miserable and unhappy.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we all fart down hear, georgie

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

She's been mad

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago

They were like Zombies on Fentanyl, just ready to eat Jews.

Tbh I hope more people start capitalizing their dogwhistles. Really helps them stand out

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine crying about being ratio'd then admitting you have no friends lmao what a fucking loser

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I scrolled through her instagram for a minute: past all the Israeli propaganda, she had like 30 selfies that were almost all pics of her alone (in her house or on walks and shit). She had 4 photos with other people: 3 were "throwback photos" from over a decade ago, and 1 was with her personal trainer.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I'd almost feel sad for her if she wasn't such an awful fucking person.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can only imagine a zombie on fent would be really slow

Not exactly a threatening image she's painting there

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a dog whistle for black people anyway, Shartlow is a racist.

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[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Consistently the funniest thing about the drug war scaremongering - none of these motherfuckers actually know what fentanyl is! It’s simultaneously an upper, downer, hallucinogenic, deadly toxin rage serum.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

Another case of Pre traumatic stress disorder.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

literally blocked everyone from responding

still crying about ratio somehow?

antisemitic fent zombies is a new one, I'll give her that

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

what a piece of shit.

more like eve shartlow

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This all really supports my theory that Eve is just a massive narcissist, it really does explain a lot of her behavior (especially that last tweet).

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

god damn, the ridiculous zionist nonsense wasn't enough so she had to toss in some drug war propaganda with it

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This lady really needs to log off. jesus-christ

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Please don't

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

When they go high, we fart low

there is no fartitude in Hollywood

kelly

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A friend didn't contact you because you have no friends, Fartlow.

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

barely a friend

So anyone who did try to check up on her, not because shes in any danger but because shes clearly unhinged, wasn't good enough for her. What an absolute mess of a human

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The specific person she wanted attention from didn't give her attention, someone else did and that got her even more upset.

Yeah, it has a coworker wine drunk and vague-posting on facebook kinda vibe, doesn't it

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

"I'm mad, please put in the newspaper that I got mad"

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

“Zombies on Fentanyl” — new grindcore band-name just dropped

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Crybullying intensifies

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God Forbid

Please god don't forbid

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

"but actually this is about meeeee"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The flatulent man farts before god

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On Hexbear... her name starts with an F.

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

When they fart high

[–] FodlegBob@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

call dibs on the band name

[–] KatraCommunist@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I have never heard of this woman before this conflict

zombies on fentanyl....so even more sluggish and posing zero danger to you?

[–] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

lmao, fartlow blocked me

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