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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Consumer protection agency is unnecessary says companies known for ripping off consumers with lockin contracts, mid contract price hikes, actively preventing competition, false advertising, and failing to fulfil contracts.

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

You left out the part where we gave them a few billion to expand into rural areas. Instead of doing that, they pocketed the money and claimed it was "too hard".

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Murderer says investigating murders unnecessary

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Fox insists henhouse is safe.

[–] rodneylives@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

The Republican minority of the commission, probably.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Oh, Okay

— Broadband “industry”’s FCC bitch

[–] xenu@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And as usual under our system, they will get their way.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm still wondering. Maybe it's one of those mysteries that mankind will never solve.