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[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

[–] Butters@lemmywinks.com 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.

[–] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

[–] GwiwerGoch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 years ago

No more England please. Signed, An English Person

[–] Inq@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳

[–] kingthrillgore@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Soul not hole!

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

... oh, nevermind.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He can still go to Ireland passport free

[–] Inq@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

She, though you're not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Bye bye England!!!

[–] gdrhnvfhj@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 years ago

Definitly no more England!

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

[–] CaptainLemmit@feddit.it 7 points 2 years ago

Well goodbye England I guess

[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3

england can shove off

[–] NuPNuA@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Resistentialism@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We were some horrible bastards back in the day.

It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.

[–] NuPNuA@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What country’s next, the Netherlands?

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Nederland, Europe's largest dry dock.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What has England done? Am Iissing something?

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its England, that should clear things up

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.

Np always here to try and help where i can