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[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 71 points 11 months ago

I just tried this with my fiance. She was indeed fascinated. And confused.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 38 points 11 months ago
[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

After an hour on the street corner and a pound of Kraft Singles, I can empirically conclude that it does not.

[-] quindraco@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

You have to use real, actual cheese, not cheese-like dairy product.

[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Can confirm - I used the finest English Cheddar.

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 65 points 11 months ago
[-] PrinceFidget@feddit.uk 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mum! The gays are at it again! THEY TURNED THE FREAKING CHEESE GAY!

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

The hetero cheese just ain't the same

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

You're telling me that this cheese comes from lesbian greek feta sheep milk that having sex on the street?

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Not just sex, e-sex

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

See also: cool rocks.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

And Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[-] eating3645@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Such a great game would be realistic!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

I did not know I was female but if it gets me more cheese I'll try it

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago

Transcheddar

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

Depending on in the cheese, that isn't wrong.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

I think the trick lies in finding the right cheese for the right woman. I'd be an easy target unless someone offers me one of those washed rind types, the only cheese I find gross.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Taleggio turned me on to stinky cheeses. I haven't had limburger yet but it took like a month to get the foot smell out of the fridge after the taleggio it was great

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

The Limburger I've smelled was nothing like foot smell, unless you've been walking barefoot through cow shit.

My dad likes to eat Limburger sandwiches. I'm convinced he eats them mostly to offend the people around him. If you've ever heard that a conservative will eat cow shit just so the liberals near him have to smell his breath, that's pretty much my dad.

I've only smelled it once. It was the only time he made one in the house when I lived there. I think my mom told him if he ever made another she'd divorce him.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

We have that relationship with garlic and onions already, so

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, the stopping power of garlic and onions isnt limited to vampires.

[-] Rhaedas@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

Cheddar. If the cheese shop isn't out of it.

[-] FluminaInMaria@mander.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

It's the single most popular cheese in the world.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

So many cheeses claim to be Cheddar, but are a nillion miles from the real thing...

[-] ares35@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

and it can work both ways (on a woman or a man).

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Just like me. Ayyyyyyy

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

I like the first spell. Easy and discreet. If you get her to come over she'll hardly notice her shoe stuffed with some herb hanging above the bed

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Glad you know another definition of rue, I was getting out the floor and butter.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Perhaps you powder the rue and prepare a roux.

[-] FrigidAphelion@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Ah yes the floor roux, delicious

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

It is known.

[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Very important: do NOT cut the cheese in front of her.

[-] bar1@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure this lifehack extends across gender barriers.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

I would definitely put out for 12kg of fine cheese.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Only the good ones, only the good ones ....

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

I think I need to know more about this book. What’s the title?

[-] AlmostDefective@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

OH MY GOD, AM I FINALLY GOING TO LEARN WHAT I"M SUPPOSED TO STEAM IN THE BLOODY RAG?!!!! Every time this is posted I try to find out..

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks! I think this looks pretty funny.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Just keep the fondue to yourself please.

[-] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

There's a Kraft Singles joke in here somewhere.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yay. I'm in the loop now.

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