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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 70 points 1 year ago

Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Approximately $1139.32 per poodle

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

My math says $1201.92

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would you spend that money on a poodle when you could use it for a psychic?

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about a psychic poodle?

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 29 points 1 year ago

Wow, didn't know poodles were that expensive.

I'd just get a street dog, costs nothing and will be your best friend ☺️.

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That could support 10 lemmy devs!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For 1 year unfortunately, it would support 3 lemmy devs for 3.33 years

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

5×1=5 ≠ 3×3⅓=10

[–] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Software engineers make buku bucks

I was going to correct you, but after doing a web search, it appears that "buku" is an alternative spelling of "beaucoup." Neat!

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only there was some way she could have seen that coming.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

The psychics certainly saw that coming.

[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I suppose that’s an argument from someone who thinks a poodle is replacement for therapy.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

432 metric poodles

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

158 french bulldogs

[–] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Can confirm all Melissa's are like this