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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 132 points 11 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago
[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 73 points 11 months ago

It may have cost us everything, but for one brief, shining moment in human history, a handful of investors made a grotesque amount of money.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago

World war three be lookin more and more like it’s gonna be a class war with the way these morons like to piss the rest of us off.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

As if the peasants will ever do anything in the modern world

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

Can't miss the new season of Loki. And Silksong is right around the corner

[-] Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

And Silksong is right around the corner

[Citation Needed]

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[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 45 points 11 months ago

Europe had been moving towards the slaughterhouse for years, and by 1914 a conflict was all but inevitable—that, at least, is the argument often made in hindsight. Yet at the time, as Niall Ferguson, a historian, noted in a paper published in 2008, it did not feel that way to investors. For them, the first world war came as a shock. Until the week before it erupted, prices in the bond, currency and money markets barely budged. Then all hell broke loose. “The City has seen in a flash the meaning of war,” wrote this newspaper on August 1st 1914.

Apart from this, nothing in the article is worth reading.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 29 points 11 months ago

Investors have their heads buried in there arses or rather in the charts and balance sheets. I think they delude themselves into believing that by buying selling what essentially amounts to promises, they think they are doing important work.

[-] RatherBeMTB@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

The only reason all that industry exists is because the government keeps devaluing and taxing our savings. The day we create an asset with easy transactions and that doesn't devalue, with ease of exchange, they'll be out on the street.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 41 points 11 months ago

Reading the actual article instead of just the headline, here's a summary of their arguments. There are multiple powder keg situations around the world that are either exploding or simmering. Iran and its proxies, Russia and Ukraine, China and Taiwan. They could all turn into an interconnected war at any moment. Yet markets, which supposedly factor in these possibilities, are still very high.

What this is not saying is that another world war would be secondary to investor yields. They make that explicit:

This scenario would of course place financial damage a long way down the list of horrors.

[-] alilbee@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Yeah I'm not seeing the outrage on this one. It's The Economist. They discuss the economy. If Animals Monthly did a piece on the conflict, I'd expect it to be pretty focused on the impact to animals, and I don't think that means they're minimizing the humanitarian aspects of the conflict.

[-] academician@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

The Economist is also known for attempts at "wit" in some of their headlines. The title is surely riding the line of satire intentionally.

[-] MycoBro@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I really want a prescription to Animals Monthly. That’s sounds fucking sick. I love animals. I love months. Edit:don’t you dare correct me. This ain’t fucking Reddit.

[-] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Eat three elephants and one snake daily. If you're still getting stomachaches, call me.

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[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

So the saving sentence is how far below where your average executive stopped reading?

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[-] hakase@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago

Website called "The Economist" talks about the economy.

Lemmy.ml users: shocked-Pikachu-face

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

i was shocked when I found out that The New York Times wasn’t a clock and watch fan forum for New Yorkers.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I'm not shocked by the article focusing on trade. It's just the tone it has when discussing global nuclear war is a little bit too much on the blasé side for me.

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Idk it's kinda like asking "What does global nuclear Armageddon mean for your investment portfolio?"

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago

I have no words left to describe what I think of this

[-] D3FNC@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

The word of the day is jihad

[-] Turun@feddit.de 27 points 11 months ago

They're not wrong though.

If China attacks Taiwan, the first thing I'll do is to buy a high end graphics card and CPU. These parts will be impossible to buy for at least a decade. (should Taiwan be actually occupied)

As a German it's also one more reason to hate Hitler. Supposedly he liked Germans. But what he actually did was fuck Germany so hard, we would not recover for decades. Just imagine the advancements if Europe were not destroyed in WW2! So much value was lost. Most importantly the knowledge of people who died or were forced to flee.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't know if it's a decade, aren't new next-gen (or maybe it was next-next gen) foundries being built in Europe and the US? The actual machines to make the machines that make the hardware is made in Europe IIRC.

Edit: https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/newsroom/news/eu-news-2022-release.html cutting edge (at their time) Intel foundries plan to come online in 4 years in Germany.

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[-] mortalglowworm@reddthat.com 25 points 11 months ago

This is a great reminder regarding class: the rich do not die in the wars. They can only lose a bit of money.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

They have died in wars, they can again.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

People who are conditioned to only think ahead to the next quarter surprised by the real world

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Economics: explaining tomorrow why the predictions of yesterday didn't come true today

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

If anybody needed further proof that capitalism leads to brain rot, this is it.

[-] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 15 points 11 months ago

The Economist is known for being over-the-top dry almost to the point of humor when talking of horrible thing and how they affect economy.

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[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

as he should have pray-against

[-] D3FNC@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

fucking nailing it 100 years out from the grave, GOAT

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

It would mean permanent disruption of asset integrity, a new kind of revenue flow where the only thing that matters is your physical access to scarce freshwater, and adjusting to market conditions where you are being physically welded to the hood of a car owned by the warlord leader of a gang of what will be known as "mega cannibals".

...Just like I assume the article in The Economist says.

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[-] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

Could financial markets once again be underpricing the risk of a global conflict? In the nightmare scenario, the descent into a third world war began two years ago, as Russian troops massed on the Ukrainian border.

These idiots forgot Russia annexed Crimea a decade ago.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Also that Ukraine started shelling Donbass at about that time

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[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't have anything witty to say.

Fuck the oinkers, everything the WASPs accuse the Jews of is a confession.

[-] unoriginalsin@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Hasn't the Third World been at war for like a century now?

[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

"Special Military Operations"

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

Yes, I remember the emotional end to the directors cut of Planet of the Apes well, in which Charlton Heston bemoans the loss of value in his portfolio.

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago
[-] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

One could imagine that already with all the human loss we have lost some technology maybe for decades. Like some of those fallen to the hands of ruzzia could have been the only ones in the world who understood a particular scientific problem. There's probably technological loss already that will affect the world.

[-] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

It's impossible to even guess at the progress that's been lost over millennia because of all the needless fighting that humanity perpetuates.

It's sad, really.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

I can only assume this was written with tongue firmly in cheek.

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